Pet Fish Caretaker Pillows

Trumpeter and Aquarium

Snub Marine

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

"I don't do windows."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'They sure have small litters.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Dog Food

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Go on - they're organic!'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

How their world views have changed over time.

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'Where's your goldfish?'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'