Fish Caregiver Pillows

'I see the fish are running to spawn.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Rex the Dog.

Snub Marine

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

Hamster IV

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

Nurses make it better.

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

Bird Doctor telling bird patient he has worms