Caring For Fish Pillows

'Aw, $*@#! They bought the generic brand!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's just being Koi."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'