Fish Caregiver Gifts

'I see the fish are running to spawn.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Rex the Dog.

Snub Marine

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

Hamster IV

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

Nurses make it better.

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

Bird Doctor telling bird patient he has worms