Tank Commander Pillows

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'We prefer all female tank commanders. If they get lost in battle they're willing to stop and ask for directions.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Infantry.

"Especially modified you say..."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Admiral in the bath.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

The Jumping Tank

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Donald Rumsfeld

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

The Trench-Sealer

Panzer Hut.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

A Cow Tank.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

Think Tank