Tanker Driver Pillows

"I'm passing an enormous gasoline truck and you're talking about little 'dee-dee-dee's!"

"I'll take any model here so long as it's got a full tank."

Petrol 10 kms ahead

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Sister Cities

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Trucker's tan?'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Filling up.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'