Petrol Tanker Driver Pillows

"What's your name?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

'Trucker's tan?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Filling up.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."