Commando Gifts

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'

The Commandos go shopping

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Communication Breakdowns

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Referee

Aways read the small print.

Spring Cleaning

Telephone explosion

Pentagon

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

General/medals.

"No, she likes me best!"

'Well, that's our case.'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"