Commando Gifts

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Going After the Terrorists

Going After the Terrorists

'These night-vision goggles are FANTASTIC!!'

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'

The Commandos go shopping

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Infantry.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Communication Breakdowns

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Referee

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Spring Cleaning

Aways read the small print.

Pentagon

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Telephone explosion

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

"No, she likes me best!"

General/medals.

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'Well, that's our case.'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."