Contract Commando Gifts

Looking for a gift for your contract commando? Delight them with witty, creative products that showcase their freelance spirit. Whether they’re working late into the night or enjoying their independence, our quirky mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints are a fun way to honor their unique craft. Gift them something that fuels their passion and makes their creative journey even more enjoyable.

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Aways read the small print.

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.' mockup

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you." mockup

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

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"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days." mockup

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

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'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Here, we started to be investigated...' mockup

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

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"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

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"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday." mockup

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

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The Devil's in the detail!

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Executive Asks Death To Wait

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"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract." mockup

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

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Pre-nuptal Agreement.

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"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant." mockup

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

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'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...' mockup

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

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'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.' mockup

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract." mockup

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

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'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.' mockup

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

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Communication Breakdowns

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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?" mockup

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

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'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.' mockup

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

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'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.' mockup

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

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We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities... mockup

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

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"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole." mockup

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window. mockup

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

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"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow." mockup

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

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"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..." mockup

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'. mockup

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

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"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement." mockup

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

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'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?' mockup

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

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Contract Commando Gifts Collection

Contract Commando Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs designed for contract commandos—fun, functional, and full of personality.

Contract Commando Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add a touch of humor and personality to any creative workspace or home.

Contract Commando Prints

Decorate their creative space with prints that showcase their contract commando pride—unique and inspiring.

Contract Commando T-Shirts

Check out our collection of T-shirts celebrating the freelance life—comfortable, humorous, and totally you.