Contract Conqueror Gifts

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team,,,'

'Colin was beginning to realise he should have gone to XXXXX.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

The Devil's in the detail!

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"Sorry to hear she left. Good thing you had her sign the pre-nup."

A third of the buck stops here.

'It's been an awful day, we lost a three million pound contract and the coffee machine broke down!'

'The more I think about your argument to sign the contract, the more I find it convincing, Mr Jones!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

'Let's run it through legal.'