Concert Commando Gifts

"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Allegro con molto espresso

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Communication Breakdowns

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

Focus Groupies

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Aways read the small print.

Spring Cleaning

Tearful Violinist

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Telephone explosion

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Music

'Well, that's our case.'

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"

The Commandos go shopping