Concert Commando Mugs

"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Allegro con molto espresso

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Communication Breakdowns

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Focus Groupies

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

Air Guitar, Electric Air Guitar.

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Spring Cleaning

Aways read the small print.

Telephone explosion

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Tearful Violinist

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Music

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'Well, that's our case.'

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"