Executive Asks Death To Wait
Conference Call Commando Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the conference call commando? Celebrate the masters of remote meetings with fun, tongue-in-cheek items that speak to their multitasking prowess. From mugs to T-shirts, find something that captures the spirit of those who excel at handling calls with style and humor.
"Can't make the conference call..."
'Here, we started to be investigated...'
"Thank God! Someone to network with!"
"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."
'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'
"Go ahead—unmute yourself."
"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."
Communication Breakdowns
Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'
Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.
'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'
'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'
'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'
Working from Home
'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'
'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
Spring Cleaning
Aways read the small print.
Telephone explosion
"A meeting? You bet I would!"
'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.
"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."
"Must be another conference-call party."
Sometimes I wonder who is controlling whom.
"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques
'Well, that's our case.'
"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"
Going After the Terrorists
Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!
'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'
'These night-vision goggles are FANTASTIC!!'
Conference Call Commando Gifts Collection
Conference Call Commando Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for conference call commandos. Find a humorous or motivational mug that adds fun to virtual meetings.
Conference Call Commando Pillows
Comfort meets humor with our pillows celebrating conference call commandos. Brighten up any space with a witty and cozy design.
Conference Call Commando Prints
Find inspiring and funny prints that honor the conference call commando—great for home offices, workspaces, or as a humorous gift.
Conference Call Commando T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts designed for the conference call commando—wear your humor and spirit of multitasking with pride! Perfect for casual days or remote work outfits.