Corporate Commando Gifts

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Just how do they perform these hostile takeovers?'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Communication Breakdowns

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Bob hated working over-time.

'Everyone's feeling a little overwhelmed. They've doubled our workload without increasing the size of our staff.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Spring Cleaning

Aways read the small print.

Telephone explosion

When paperwork attacks.

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

'Well, that's our case.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'Running a company this size takes a small army.'

"I liked that meeting. It had just the right mix of information and lofty platitudes."

The Commandos go shopping

'These night-vision goggles are FANTASTIC!!'

'They're mine from a previous merger.'

Going After the Terrorists

"Have you not noticed that their legal department is crawlin' with lawyers!"