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I said left bank, not left turn.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Infantry.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Pottery

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Referee

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

USS Party Time.

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Pentagon

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

General/medals.

"No, she likes me best!"

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Drone Court