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Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I think it's from accounting."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Drone Baby Delivery

Drone Spray

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

The next drone flight

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Technology is ruining us."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."