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Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Infantry.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Drone Spray

The next drone flight

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Leonard Nimoy

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"I think it's from accounting."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

Drone Baby Delivery

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Beware of the hawk, drone of the bird world."

Labradrone

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh