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"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

A man shoots at a drone.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Fish with Shield

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

The Drone Ranger

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

'What SPF do you use?'

"Not on my watch..."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Dove of peace

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"We both knew this day would come."

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Surveillance Society

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'