Drone Warrior Pillows

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

The Drone Ranger

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

Fish with Shield

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'What SPF do you use?'

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Not on my watch..."

Dove of peace

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

"We both knew this day would come."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Surveillance Society

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'