Uv Warrior Pillows

'What SPF do you use?'

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

Sunbloc 1000

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Disease Management

Good Luck in your Exams.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Covid Variants

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Must get a longer cable."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Coronavirus

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Nun confronts mugger.

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

Chasing Covid Variants

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Pasadena Playhouse War

Urban Expansion

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'