Drone Engineer T-Shirts

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"There will be no more sleigh visits, as I've gone entirely to drone delivery."

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Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

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"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Astronaut

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.