Flight Engineer T-Shirts

"I've reported it to the Flight Engineer. He said, 'It's nothing to worry about!"

'This is your captain speaking!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Moon: Made in China

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Airliner

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

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'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Two airplanes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"I am not afraid of you!"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Bird sitting on a wing.

Life in the fastest lane.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.