Flight Engineer T-Shirts

"I've reported it to the Flight Engineer. He said, 'It's nothing to worry about!"

'This is your captain speaking!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Moon: Made in China

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Two airplanes

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Airliner

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut