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"Maybe they've oversimplified the cockpit controls."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"This is GX-730, and I'll be your autopilot on today's flight..."

"Testing the world's first ejector seat for helicopters..."

'Oh, there's the black and blue box.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"It beats flying for your food."

RAF plane ride.

Almost fully automated airlines.

Airshow.

Safest Airline in The World

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Traffic lights in the sky

Aircraft

Airliner

Automatic Pilot

"Hello, is that the airport?"

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

Airlines: Arrivals/Departures. . . Number of Boeing 737 Max Planes Grounded: 500

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Airport

Boeing Invents the time machine...

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

'I hope it's fitted with a parachute.'

Deicing on the cake.

'Why can't the make an aeroplane out of the same material as the 'indestructable' black box?'

Airport Britain.

The World Wide Web.

'Well, maybe if you talked to me more, I wouldn't have to go through your black box to see what's going on in your life.'

Fuel Tanker balloons.

If the Wright Bros were woking today, government regulations would require them to provide a restroom aboard.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn