Aviation Safety Engineer T-Shirts

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

AI Safety Officer

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Airliner

Two airplanes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Bird sitting on a wing.

Entomology Reference

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Astronaut

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Musk vs Bezos

"It beats flying for your food."

Safest Airline in The World

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'