Aviation Safety Engineer T-Shirts

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

AI Safety Officer

"Space exploration"

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Entomology Reference

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Musk vs Bezos

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"It beats flying for your food."

Safest Airline in The World