Future Flight Engineer T-Shirts

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Boy pilot.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Airliner

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Two airplanes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Entomology Reference

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"It's Houston. They have a problem."