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"My package arrived Ok by drone, but I don't think we'll see the cat again."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Flight simulator'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

Split Decision

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

I Want to be a Drone President

Flights and Coronavirus

Entomology Reference

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"He's a quick learner."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

The next drone flight