Drone Geek T-Shirts

"My package arrived Ok by drone, but I don't think we'll see the cat again."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Flight simulator'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Flights and Coronavirus

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Entomology Reference

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"He's a quick learner."

The next drone flight

Drone warfare...

"I think it's from accounting."

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'