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'This one is for staying a hawk, in world full of doves.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Infantry.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Birds on the wing

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Leonard Nimoy

RAF plane ride.

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

War and peace

Stealth fighter fly over.

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

Referee

Stealth grazing.

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."