Air Force T-Shirts

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

War and peace

'Test Pilot.'

Stealth grazing.

The Blue Snow Angels.

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

Parachute Jumpers.

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Birds on the wing

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

RAF plane ride.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

Army Doctor

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'