Air Force Pillows

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

War and peace

'Test Pilot.'

Stealth grazing.

The Blue Snow Angels.

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

Parachute Jumpers.

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Birds on the wing

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

RAF plane ride.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

A Crown of Red Poppies

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'