Air Force Personnel Pillows

'You put your right foot in . . . '

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Do you hear music'

'It must be drone migration season.'

Ready or not?

RAF plane ride.

'I never thought they'd cut the military budget this far!'

"Here they come, the socially distanced Red Arrows."

Jet Fighter

Servicemen.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

American Spy Plane, the Lockheed EWE-2.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

'Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women!'

"These new ultra high-spec, night vision glasses are rubbish!" "You need to remove The lens cap."

'Bandit at one o'clock.'

US Bear Force.

Parachutes Jumpers going in Opposite Directions.

Messages on bombs say: 'Eat this!', 'In your face', 'Hello hope this finds you well ...'

"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.

Birds on the wing

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'