Airforce Officer Pillows

Pilot locking jet with remote.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Tell me that ain't worth 62 cents of every American dollar."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'At ease, soldier.'

Lost around a military base.

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