Airforce Engineer Pillows

Acme Rubber Band Co.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Progress?

Entomology Reference

Bird sitting on a wing.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Birds on the wing

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Astronaut

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'