Aircraft Maintenance Engineer Pillows

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Astronaut

Entomology Reference

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Musk vs Bezos

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"It beats flying for your food."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Safest Airline in The World

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table