Aircraft Maintenance Engineer T-Shirts

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Entomology Reference

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Bird sitting on a wing.

Astronaut

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Musk vs Bezos

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"It beats flying for your food."

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Drone Spray