Aircraft Mechanic T-Shirts

Duct taping airplane wing.

Penguins going for flying lessons

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"I can probably fix it, but I may have a little trouble finding parts."

Man repairing a aeroplane wing with duct tape.

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Aero engine workshop.

"It's your aircraft mechanics home study course!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Entomology Reference

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

"It beats flying for your food."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

Deicing on the cake.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'

OOPS!

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

RAF plane ride.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."