Aircraft Mechanic Gifts

Penguins going for flying lessons

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"I can probably fix it, but I may have a little trouble finding parts."

Man repairing a aeroplane wing with duct tape.

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Aero engine workshop.

"It's your aircraft mechanics home study course!"

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Employee of the Month Parking

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Airliner

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Entomology Reference

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"It beats flying for your food."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Deicing on the cake.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'

OOPS!

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

RAF plane ride.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"