Airplane Technician Gifts

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Airliner

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It beats flying for your food."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

Deicing on the cake.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

First Stealth Aircraft.

Airshow.