Airplane Technician Gifts

Aviation Inspection and Maintenance. Ernie, coffee is not a quick fix for metal fatigue.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Red Arrows Rookies

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

"It beats flying for your food."

Deicing on the cake.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

RAF plane ride.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

Airshow.