Airforce Officer Mugs

Pilot locking jet with remote.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Tell me that ain't worth 62 cents of every American dollar."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Military Medals

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'At ease, soldier.'

UNFADED GLORY

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Lost around a military base.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"