Army Officers Mugs

'We're over quota for medals right now, Sargent, but here's a smiley-face sticker for you.'

British Army prepares for dealing with 'Dirty Bombs'

"But sarge, I can't report to you at 14:00 - my watch only goes up to twelve."

'Wouldn't mind, but I haven't felt this good for ages.'

'Fix bayonets!'

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'At ease, soldier.'

UNFADED GLORY

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Lost around a military base.

Moustached gentleman

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.