Military Officer Mugs

'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'

"He's a very controlling person."

"Look, I'd like to avoid overkill, but not at the risk of underkill."

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

'I see weapons of mass destruction!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"This one is for cybersecurity."

Army recruitment - Someone else's country needs you!

"The situation in Iraq appears to be going well, gentlemen. That, however, is a map of Staten Island."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Well, if your allies said that about you then they're not your allies."

'Spreading Democracy is hell!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

"Possible security breach, sir. It's the smart bombs. They know too much."

A tactical commander is a tic tac toe champion.

"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"My people will get back to your people."

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

General's Coin Toss

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The Generals medals

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Permission to breach new sartorial frontiers, Sir!"

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen

"I've decided to pursue a military career in the private sector."