Military Officer Mugs

'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'

"He's a very controlling person."

"Look, I'd like to avoid overkill, but not at the risk of underkill."

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

Gen. Anesthesia.

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'I see weapons of mass destruction!'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"This one is for cybersecurity."

Army recruitment - Someone else's country needs you!

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"The situation in Iraq appears to be going well, gentlemen. That, however, is a map of Staten Island."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'Spreading Democracy is hell!'

"Well, if your allies said that about you then they're not your allies."

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

"Possible security breach, sir. It's the smart bombs. They know too much."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

"My people will get back to your people."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The Generals medals

A tactical commander is a tic tac toe champion.

General's Coin Toss

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"