Artillery Officer Pillows

"Another miss, sir."

Really big bang

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Light Artillery

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Sailor in Car.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'At ease, soldier.'

UNFADED GLORY

Moustached gentleman

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.