Military Officers Pillows

Sole surviving member of army unit dies.

"Red pins indicate the President's financial interests."

"This looks good."

Austerity in the forces.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"If you want something done right, you have to lead a military coup."

"And this one is from Henry's Famous BBQ."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp