Artillery Specialist Pillows

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Camouflage Paint.

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"How was your day, dear?"

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Really big bang

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Cost of the military.

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Bug bomb squad.

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

Light Artillery

"Another miss, sir."

'This suicide note you put in my pocket is just a gag, right'

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

'And if you look here, you can tell it's a forgery. See? - instead of poker, the dogs are playing Gin Rummy.'

Bomber, Bomb, Bomblets

Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.

This Special Report on Cuts in U.S. Military Spending Comes Through A Grant From Vladimir Putin...

"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."

"It better work - they sold it to us."