Weapon Specialist Pillows

"It better work - they sold it to us."

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

Stork delivers a bomb.

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Cost of the military.

Too many weapons

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.