Weapon Specialist Pillows

"It better work - they sold it to us."

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

Cost of the military.

Stork delivers a bomb.

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

Too many weapons

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'