Weapons Expert Pillows

ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

Too many weapons

Stork delivers a bomb.

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."