Weapons Engineer Pillows

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'

"State of the art, sir―no matter where it hits, it destroys the entire world."

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

Progress?

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

'The warhead is jammed full of super hot curry and spicy poppadoms. More powerful than anything nuclear.'

Too many weapons

Guided Missiles Design Office

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

Ancient Weapons

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Jumping Tank

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

Stork delivers a bomb.

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.