Defense Engineer Pillows

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

That's What Happens

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Defence Cutbacks.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Oooops!

Progress?

US fears missile competition.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Generals medals

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Boomerang

Francois Hollande

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

The Thing That Won't Leave

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Mission accomplished.

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck