Defense Engineer T-Shirts

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

US fears missile competition.

Oooops!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Progress?

The Generals medals

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Francois Hollande

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Mission accomplished.

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck