Military Engineer T-Shirts

'I thought this thing had been tried and tested.' 'It has... Didn't work that time either.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Surgeons operate on a missile

Smart Weapon

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Monuments