Military Scientist T-Shirts

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Support the Ex-Troops

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

That's What Happens

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."