Military Scientist Gifts

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

'At ease, soldier.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"